Why I Can’t Diet: Deja Vu Pizza & Pasta

I have yet to meet a person who doesn’t like pizza. Everyone loves pizza. It is a universal favorite. So it could be argued that one of the reasons I can’t diet is just pizza in general. However, I could absolutely live without many of the pizzas I have tried. And I do consider myself … Continue Reading

I’m So White I Can’t Even Fake Tan

I have an actual white person problem. I am literally so white I can’t even fake tan. How is this fair? Okay, I totally get not being able to actually tan. Sure, I’m super Irish and pasty. Fine, whatever. But how is it fair that when I try to go the fake and bake route … Continue Reading